Saturday, February 6, 2010

MEET ROXXXY… A COMPUTERIZED SEX ROBOT…



http://weirdnews.about.com/od/lovesexandmarriage/ss/Roxxxy-Robot-Sex-Doll.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/

“Inventor unveils $7000 talking sex robot”

I will use her first introduction to the public as her mundane date of birth, 2AM Jan 7, 2010 Las Vegas, Nevada, at the Adult Entertainment Expo.

This male fantasy has been around for some time now… I remember the birth of it… I went to see it with a date in November 1973, when the sci-fi movie WESTWORLD was released… a classic story about a robot sex doll revolt in a futuristic adult theme park… and then there was THE STEPFORD WIVES about guys getting their wives replecated as robots, and another cult classic sex robot movie was CHERRY 2000… and now here she is… ROXXXY… in the flesh… ah well, soft plastic…

Her mundane birthchart reveals that a relationship with her… might not be the sexual utopia that ‘mankind’ has dreamed of since 1973… Before purchasing a model of her… I would recommend that you rent the movies… and you’ll see the potential problems…

With her Moon (emotions) and Saturn (cold) in Libra in the 11th (hopes, wishes, friends) in square to Pluto and Mercury in the 2nd House (values, money)… she will be an expensive friend with a $7000 price tag… and conversation will be limited… she’s not really that interested in… nor will she understand… that script you’re writing…

Mars (sex) at the Mid Heaven… indicates her worldly position, which may be ‘hot’ for a while… but with a Neptune conjunct Jupiter in the 4th, there can be potential scandel… perhaps even infections…

One of her main problems is an unaspected natal Uranus (a planet with no Ptolmy aspect to another planet is often the ‘rouge’ influcence that takes over one’s life from time to time)… and here Uranus (electrical) is in her 5th House (pleasure) in the sign of Pisces (a water sign)… that’s the problem… fluids, moisture, etc (Pisces) doesn’t mix that well with electicity (Uranus)… which might cause some ‘shocking’ problems… and I would think perhaps some consumer compliants… perhaps even wrongful death lawsuits…

…we shall see…



An addition, as more news comes in…

ROXXY ORIGINALLY WANTED TO BE A NURSE

So how did an aspiring nurse robot end up debuting as a sex robot at the Adult Entertainment Expo this past month in Las Vegas?

http://fastflip.googlelabs.com/view?q=view%3Apopular&source=news#0LYh4jcrW9WdKM

In an interview, Roxxxy’s brilliant creator, Douglas Hines, explained that the original intent was to create a robot as an interactive health care aid for people suffering from things like Alzheimer’s disease… but Medicare wouldn’t reimburse the costs… so, she went into the ‘entertainment’ business…

…she wasn’t suited for factory assembly line work, or programmed for answering phones and giving tech support information to internet users from a foreign location… so… what else is a cute unemployed robot going to do? …look through the trade papers… hire a photographer, get an agent, get together a portfolio… and start handing out pics & resumes…

…and now she’s playing Vegas! We love ya, Roxxxy! …you go, Girl!

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