Thursday, January 28, 2010

JOHN MAYER – QUICKIE SEX ASTROLOGY PORTRAIT… AND COMPLIMENT



FROM: Rollinstone interview, and http://perezhilton.com/category/jennifer-aniston/

…“On masturbation:

“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.”

On if he pleasures himself daily:

“I don’t like that question, because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say ‘Yes, but of course I do.’ I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

Being that John has made this a publicly published statement… it is fair game, to column commentators and not an invasion of his privacy. I do in fact applaud and salute his candor and open honesty in regard to the subject of masturbation… and one’s mental health… as self therapy, less the unnecessary guilt…

That, John… is how you generation is different… jerking off for self therapy and stress release… without the guilt… and a much healthier attitude… Bravo! …and well said, sir!

Now, the fascinating part, John… your statements… by astrology keywords of the various rulerships and sign placements… define the natal placements of Venus and Mars in your birth chart, of October, 17 1975…

In your birth chart, Mars (rules sexual nature) in at 25 degrees of Cancer… and Venus (style, method) at 29 degrees of Virgo…

In the excellent reference book, THE MARS VENUS AFFAIR, this combination is defined as “…the sensible sentimentalist.” …as the authors put it, you will lose your heart on occasion… it’s a matter of learning how to “…lose it to someone who will do you some good.” …the rest is too personal to discuss publicly.

Mars and Venus are in sextile, which is supportive… and in your personal affairs and defeats, you learn, and you do pull yourself up, and go on…

The Mars (self) in Cancer (nurturing) can be a source of self nurturing, self therapy, self pleasure… as you so well put it,

“…I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath...”

…so right on the keywords! Brain bath = therapy, self nurturing, Cancer …Venus at 29 degree of Virgo is at the most intense degree of the sign… Virgo can often be the sign of ‘unique fetish’ …and again …you brilliantly, in your own words, express that very natural and natal placement definition,

“…I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon.”…

…Virgo is also classically linked to hygiene… note the keyword associations, [brackets mine]

…“No, I do it because I want to take a brain [Mercury, Virgo] bath [hygiene, Virgo]. It’s like a hot whirlpool [bath, hygiene, therapy, Virgo] for my brain [Mercury], in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." …[All very logical and orderly, Mercury]

…all spoken brilliantly… honest… and bluntly. John, you have Mars square (aggressive, sharp) to Mercury (communication, wit, telling it like it is..) …and in that regard we’re similar my friend… I have Jupiter square Uranus… which is a very similar ‘wiseacre’ aspect…

Your chart looks good, John… hang in there… it gets better…

Your statements are valuable confirmation and data for astrology research… We all thank you, John… for you direct upfront, and healthy attitude and example… the sooner our culture owns its natural energies and learns wiser choices in their expression… the sooner we can all begin to heal… and to unconditionally love.


click chart for detail view
Reference Source: http://www.amazon.com/Mars-Venus-Affair-Astrologys-Sexiest/dp/1567185177

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