TRANSITS AND RELATIONSHIP SPLITS

The planets move every day and millions of people get together… stay together… or separate. Another recent celebrity separation that the Ladies of Astrology News World have brought to my attention is that of Courteney Cox and David Arquette… a couple of actors and a wrestler of some recent celebrity fame.

The first synastry aspect I notice in their natal charts is David’s natal Pluto square to the natal conjunct of Sun and Venus in Courteney’s natal chart. The basic problem in any relationship Venus/Pluto aspect is… obsession, possessiveness, jealousy, and control… all of which can be a gradual spiritually suffocating and emotionally toxic influence on a curious and free spirited air sign like a Gemini… Courteney Cox.

Here’s a standard astrology reference book definition of one’s natal Venus in square angle to the other’s natal Pluto from THE ASTROLOGY OF HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS, by Sakoian & Acker;

“This comparative combination indicates strong sexual attractions. Its effects are similar to those of the “Venus Square Mars” comparative combination. The motivation behind the attraction is often sexual desire rather than genuine romantic feeling. Sexual jealousy and possessiveness can be a problem to these natives. The Pluto individual is likely to try to control and dominate the Venus individual emotionally and, in some cases try to take financial advantage of him or her. The Venus individual may regard the Pluto as jealous, aggressive, dictatorial, and sexually demanding. The Pluto individual may regard the Venus individual as superficial, and self indulgent.”

We can see the precursor to this in the last transiting conjunct of Venus and Mars (sex) on October 3rd… (probably around the time they decided to split up) at 14 degrees of Scorpio (sex) which conjuncts her natal Neptune (disillusionment) …and perhaps there was a toxic (Mars/Neptune) buildup of emotional frustration …and perhaps a typical Plutonian angry outburst like, “…that’s all you ever think about!”

…and a couple weeks later David is on the Howard Stern program whining, “…we haven’t had sex in over four months…”

…I rest my case.


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SCORPIO VENUS/MARS SCANDAL FOR DEMI & ASTON

My colleagues at Astrology News World have brought to my attention the recent scandalous revelations of the alleged mistress of Aston Kutcher… one Brittney Jones… of him and his wife Demi Moore often having threesomes with females that Demi selects.

This is a classic example of how the intense sexuality of the transiting Venus and Mars conjunction can be… especially in Scorpio… and how it can manifest… and its occasional negative backlash… which is often karmic in nature.

There is a lot that can be written about these two… and the basic aspects of attraction that has gotten them together. I don’t have an accurate birth time for Aston Kutcher… so, I shall use Noon which gives us the basic planet locations on his DOB.

With basic synastry astrology we can see the basic immediate attraction between them… Demi’s Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Neptune natal Stelleum in Scorpio (sex)… and in her 8th House (sex) …which has lot to with her being a sexy film icon …conjuncts Aston’s natal Uranus …sudden and strong …and an inclination for the ‘unusual’ …ergo, very possible threesomes, as it squares his Sun, Moon, and Venus conjunction (also an glamor aspect) in Aquarius (ruled by ‘unusual’ Uranus)… and all square to Demi’s hot Scorpio Stellem… also the Venus conjunct to Neptune in Demi’s natal chart is often expressed as a bisexual inclination.

The scandal breaker, the alleged mistress of Aston… Brittney Jones reports that partners for the threesomes were usually selected by Demi… which would fit her Mars in Leo placement …the active director of the scenarios …and His Mars in Cancer, the acquiescing to her choices. All these factors can confirm such a story.



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…so, let’s look at the transits of the hot Venus and Mars conjunct this past 3rd of October in Scorpio and see where it occurred in their mutual charts…



It jumps up off of Demi’s natal chart and hits us in the eye… at 14 degrees of Scorpio the Venus/Mars conjunct is right in the middle of her Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Neptune Stelleum… thus activating it… as well as conjunct to Aston’s Uranus…and conjunct her Neptune… a sudden (Uranus) scandal (Neptune)… in Scorpio… and Neptune (scandal) is transiting through Demi’s 12th House (hidden, secrets)… ergo, a sudden sex scandal… Lies and gossip are also ruled by foggy Neptune… so nothing is definite…

The theme repeats in Aston’s chart as the Venus/Mars transit conjuncts his Uranus (sudden, and activating his natal Venus square Uranus… an inclination for sexual experimentation and multiple partners) …also in indicator of the unusual difference in their ages… and transiting Neptune (scandal) in Uranus ruled Aquarius… again sudden revelations… The more themes that tie together and repeat… the stronger the probability of the event…



But… I wasn’t there… and neither were you… with Neptune involved it could also be a big lie or exaggeration by Brittney… tattle tails make scandalous big bucks from the tabloids…

Nonetheless, the alleged events do fit the nature of the transits for the past two months.

THE LAST TANGO IN SCORPIO

If you were out last Sunday during the early afternoon and evening… and you by ‘chance’ met someone and had an immediate sexual attraction… or encounter… and are waking up now wondering, ‘…how did this happen?’…you experienced the influence of an exact transiting Venus and Mars conjunction that is linked by aspect to some of your personal planets in your natal horoscope and or the other person’s.




Venus and Mars have been dancing around each other within a 6 degree orb since last August when Venus passed Mars, then made it’s station, and is now going to go retrograde… and this direct and retro movement Tango has been dancing through the signs of Libra, the lovers, and Scorpio… sex.


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So why am I telling you now …instead of last Saturday morning? In two decades of doing compatibility charts it has been my experience that rarely does a client come to me with the ‘significant other’s date of birth… before they have sex. It’s always afterward… and they are usually lamenting, ‘It was so hot… when we first met… and now I don’t know who they are… will this work out?’ …etc, etc.

I try to explain to their bruised egos that they aren’t really the last of the red hot lovers… and that the encounter occurred when transiting planets like Venus, Mars, and the Moon were so aligned as to create a temporary strong attraction between them. Longevity of a relationship depends on other planets like the Sun, Moon, and Saturn and their natal locations in their respective charts.

The planets simply move… and things and relationships change. Once the blinding hot sex energy has passed… everyday reality comes back and you see the other sides of each other… and they may not be so compatible out of bed on Tuesday morning.

Then usually the ‘blame games’ start… ‘…you lied, you’re no Prince! …you’re a selfish, fat, ugly, egotistical toad loser living in your van parked down by the river!’ …’oh, yeah… well… you’re not exactly what you pretend to be either… how is it my pal, and his buddies in the Dirtwater Flats volunteer fire department can all describe the tattoo on your butt?!’ …etc, etc… we’ve all seen or lived the episode… the planets move and love turns to hate.

While the Venus/Mars conjunct can create passionate encounters… it can also swing negative with some individuals… and there can be and often are crimes of lust, passion, jealousy. So, why haven’t the tabloids of print, TV, and the internet been screaming with sex scandals and crimes lately? More than likely because this sexy conjunct has occurred in secretive sign of Scorpio… if you’re discreet, you just might get away with that clandestine affair you had last weekend during this hot transit.

Movie examples of this type of encounter would be any of the silly Doris Day and Rock Hudson romance comedies of the 50-60’s, or BLAME IT ON RIO… and if tragic… the nude Marlon Brando in THE LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

If you missed all the excitement… not to worry… the conjunct occurs every year… but in different signs. This past hot one will occur again in the sign of Scorpio in December of 2034... so, mark your calendar and be ready for it next time.

44,000 YEAR OLD… SEX SCANDAL… NEANDERTHAL AND HUMAN

Alleged interbreeding may have occurred in a remote Vacation Spa cave… in Vindija, Croatia… circa 44,000 BCE,

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/07/science/07neanderthal.html

“Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans”

…evidence found at this remote Vacation Spa cave,



…where bones were found in the cave closet,



…probably some tribal chief… politician… having a clandestine affair… with a Neanderthal diplomat’s secretary… and both may have been assassination victims …during tribal civil wars… circa 43,776 - 83 BCE [my guesstimate] …

…troublesome transits between Venus and Mars …create repetitive patterns of alternating love/hate struggles that end in tragedy… where unconsciously expressed… we always have free will choice.

SANDRA BULLOCK… AMERICA’S DARLING... THE ‘IT’ GIRL

Sandra is astrologically, a ‘classic textbook’ example of a girl who has… ‘IT’

Honoring both Sandra, and a legendary pioneer astrologer, Grant Lewi, whose work during the 1940-50’s brought back public interest in astrology… as an editor and columnist for various astrology publications… as well as his now standard astrology reference books. Sandra has a Venus and Mars conjunct on her Ascendant…

Here is part of Grant Lewi’s definition of that aspect from his classic book, HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT,

“VENUS CONJUNTION’ MARS – YOU ARE extremely attractive to the opposite sex. This is the position par excellence of those who have what is known as IT. Others have it, to be sure, but you have it in a peculiarly magnetic form, and there is nothing that can take it away from you.”…

Not only does she have IT, with Venus at 24 degrees of Gemini conjunct Mars at 27 degrees… she also has IT parked right on her Ascendant at 26 degrees… almost a guarantee of fame, if the efforts are made… which, in her craft as an actress she has definitely made… which brings the ‘fame’ with a trine to the Mid Heaven… and with Neptune (rules, film, movies) in the 5th House (rules entertainment, performing)… there she is… she gets the Oscar… and the public’s love and sympathy in her recent troubled times… and that’s why… we all love her so much.

I personally feel that the rest of her chart and aspects are too personal to discuss in a public forum such as this… without her knowledge and consent.

Hang in there, Sandy… the planets will move… things will get better. You’re a professional… and as time heals, you will use all of your personal experiences… to increase your already legendary depth and versatility as an actress. I predict it

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JESSE JAMES… MAXIMUM ARIES

Readers and clients want to know… what’s with Jesse? I generally discount individual Sun sign interpretation as being far too general, as life and research has shown me… any Sun sign can be anything it chooses to be… it’s more the planet locations and various aspects that they make to each other in the horoscope map that determines the individual personality traits.

…and then there’s Jesse…

The 29th degree of any of the 30 degree Sun signs is the most intense expression of that particular sign. Aries is ruled by Mars… and Mars rules the sex drive… Jesse James, was born the 19th of April, 1969… with his Sun location at 29 degrees of Aries… ergo, a big fellow with a strong sex drive.

This type of Aries generally wants what it wants… and wants it now… and aggressively pursues it until they get it… and then tires of it… and goes on to the next want… be it the next acquisition, the next speed record, mountain climbed, the next work of art, or the next sexual conquest… just whatever… or whoever…

Again, the aspects are the determining factors. The conjunct of Saturn at 28 degrees of Aries… only solidifies these tendencies with even more determination (Saturn rules cement and foundations)… and this powerful conjunction is the focal point of the powerful ‘destiny’ aspect… a ‘Yod’

Jesse has achieved legendary status as a motorcycle mechanic (Aries is ruled by Mars, and Mars rules tools) and an artist that creates custom… what I call ‘functional vehicular art’ …and parleyed it into a successful business WEST COAST CHOPPERS… and hosting a popular TV series MONSTER GARGE and other productions as well.

This aspect has served him well, and with hard work and determination he has made a success of himself with his creativity and mechanical skills… sort of a modern day ‘Michelangelo of Motorcycles’

The base of the arrowhead shaped ‘Yod' formation is Uranus (rules mechanics) at 0 degrees Libra (Venus ruled, the arts) also conjunct Jupiter (wealth, abundance) at 27degrees Virgo (detail, custom work)… and sextile to the other side and base of the ‘Yod” formation is Neptune (arts, creativity) at 29 degrees of Scorpio (exotic).

Now string the keywords together… determined/ methodical (Saturn/Sun) focal point… ‘Yod’ base (Jupiter, Uranus, Pluto conjunct) successful/ artist/ mechanic …and ‘Yod’ base… exotic/ mechanical art (Neptune in Scorpio)… and easy to happen with no squares or obstacles… a very fortunate chart… if harmonious choices are made.

Now to the parts that can cause the problems… the same ‘Yod’ contains the elements of the problematic ‘fall from grace’… Neptune can be and often is seduction and scandal… and at 29 degrees of Scorpio… the ultimate sexual seducer and potential scandals… which then sextiles Uranus (the unusual) conjunct Pluto (obsession)… both in Virgo which leans to the fetish side… and Mars (Aries) Neptune (Scorpio, exotic, taboo, tattoos) and Pluto (tattoos)… all adds up to Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee…




…and it’s not surprising to learn that Jesse posted ads in social internet sites wanting to meet, “busty, tattooed, biker chicks”… and with Venus in Aries (aggressive and hot for it) trine to Mars in Sagittarius (just for the adventure and challenge of it)…

Altogether… that makes the scandal very easy (trine between Mars and Venus) to happen.

Just because you have an incredibly strong natal chart, which Jesse does have… doesn’t necessarily mean a, ‘Rosy’ life… the Roses come with thorns as well… and one gets pricked now and then… hopefully we learn and do better…


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Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_G._James

HAPPY SPRING EQUINOX! …FERTILE TIMES FOR SEX SCANDAL.

This time of the year the planet seasonal DNA ‘program’ turns on the reproduction/sex energies in all the species throughout the planet in the relative temperate zones… and everything and everybody gets horny… and the only time it’s a problem… is when you have human societies with contradictory, codes of conduct, morals, values, etc. …that are created and manipulated by power wielding hypocrites …like most of the current religious world leaders of every stripe… and of course the Behemoth advertising and entertainment media industry that stokes these hot horny energies and passions for mega profits… as everyone wants to get laid… and a lot… and in all kinds of creative ways…

It is what it is… if you choose to indulge in the powerful and oft delightful energy… simply do so with a consenting adult of like mind… and it’s a good idea to use a condom…

The current sex scandal of Michelle, Jesse, and Sandra... is within orb influnce to aspects in the chart of today’s Spring Equinox chart. The conjunction of the of the Moon at 27 degrees of Taurus (sensuous appetites), and a significant asteroid, Eros, which is ruled by Mars (sex, Eros can also can indicate the type of person you are sexually attracted to, and where you might find them) at 25 degrees… both are conjunct a fixed star, Algol, at 26 degrees (rather nasty in it’s influence when other planets conjunct with it) …and this multiple sensuous, sexual, nastiness is all square to Neptune (Celebrities, movies, entertainment, scandal) at 27 degrees of Aquarius (ruled by Uranus, shocking, surprise, upsetting)…



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…and easy to see after the fact …Mars (needles) sextiles Saturn (permanent) …Mars, Saturn, and Neptune are all co-rulers of Tattoos… and Michelle McGee, the tattoo model mistress of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock infidelity scandal. Mars also trines the conjunct of the Sun at 0 degrees of Aries (Cardinal power point) in passing conjunct (just occurred) to Uranus at 26 degrees of Pisces (Neptune ruled, movies, scandal, etc)… the sextile and trines simply make it ‘easy’ to happen… the mistress spilled the beans on him for money… and of course the Saturn opposition from 1 degree of Libra is the separating influence… and Sandra moved out.

I am beginning to put more weight and significance into Equinox and Solstice charts as important indicators of the seasonal trends… ergo, we can expect more sex, political, fraud, etc., type of scandals throughout this Spring season. This will be interesting research.

There will be more on this as dates of birth of all involved become available.

JESSICA AND JOHN… A SEX ASTROLOGY CLASSIC… ATTRACTION, OBSESSION… AND DISSOLUSIONMENT

Since they’re both so very public with their statements… they’re fair game for public astrological analysis… and their synastry chart tells the story…



Let’s review a bit of John’s chart from the January 28th article. It is reported that in his recent Playboy interview… he was again… quite ‘eloquent’… in his unique way …with his description of his obsession with Jessica, and now his now ex-girlfriend.

To better understand his style of communication, let’s review the natal aspect of his Mercury at 21 degrees of Libra square to Mars at 25 degrees of Cancer… a standard astrology ‘cookbook’ definition from, Sakoian & Acker’s THE ASTROLOGER’S HANDBOOK,

“Mercury square Mars = …This aspect indicates a lack of tact and is unfavorable for public relations.” …and further, “Sometimes they are not able to express their ideas in a pleasing manner.”

…so, that’s just the way John talks …that’s how he’s wired (Mercury rules wiring, connections, communication… and Mars is hot, harsh, combative in style).

Now the fun and really interesting part, for the astrologer… is their charts together… a standard ‘synastry chart,’ that will tell us the nature of the attraction and their past relationship. Jessica was born July 10, 1980. Since I have no birth time I will use Noon for both of their charts, which still gives us the basic attraction and relationships aspects.

The first aspect that jumps up off the chart and smacks me… is the most powerful sexual attraction aspect there is in astrology… Venus conjunct Mars… His Venus [love]at 29 degrees of Virgo and Her Mars [sex] at 25 degrees… well within the eight degree orb allowance… from the textbook, Sakion & Acker’s, THE ASTROLOGY OF HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS, [brackets are mine]

“A’s Venus [John] Conjunct B’s Mars [Jessica] = This is perhaps the strongest single comparative aspect for sexual attraction…” however, there are other planets involved, “…If Venus and Mars are afflicted, sexual jealousy and possessiveness can be a problem.” …and they are afflicted …but not by other planets. When both were in a good mood together… the sex was great, with an easy supportive trine from their Pluto locations… which is the key to John’s obsession for Jessica… her Pluto (obsession) Conjuncts his Sun (John’s essence)… and if squares are involved, those are the obstacles…

Other aspects from the same reference book… like John’s Sun conjunct Jessica’s Pluto, “…Problems can arise from the Pluto person’s [Jessica] attempts to alter the Sun individual’s [John] modes of self expression.”

There are so many classic aspect definitions in this chart! …‘alter his modes of self expression?’ …yeah, right… Sorry, sweetheart… you and no other woman will ever alter his modes of self expression… that’s just the way he’s wired. And only he can change that… and only when he chooses to do so …and the reality …with all human beings …is that some models are more ‘user friendly’ than others.

Jessica has Venus at 16 degrees of fickle flirtatious Gemini in opposition to Neptune at 20 degrees of idealistic Sagittarius… A common problem that many women with this Venus/Neptune aspect have is that they often project much more into the relationship than is actually there, besides the great sex… it’s a classic example of emotional self delusion…

Eventually, the sex energy exhausts itself… and that is the moment when one or the other wakes up one day and looks at the other… and asks themselves, ‘who is this person? …and how did they get into my life?’ …the inevitable dissolusionment… and then she leaves him…

…and John still has the obsession …great sex is addictive …and he’s going through withdrawals. I pass no judgment, John and Jessica mirror parts of us all… they remind me of my youth, re-read the article of October 8th 2009… that relates my personal experience with the Venus conjunct to Mars and Pluto aspects…

Hopefully, they both will learn and grow from the experience… as many of us with our natal squares have… and do… in life’s, ‘School of Hard Knocks.’…class of, ‘Significant Others – 101’

…there are other aspects as well …but these few are enough to get the a fairly accurate picture of how it all came about…

…John, read the previous article about Roxxxy …she shares similar views about masturbation that you have expressed. But before you commit yourself… and shell out for the $7000 price tag… get the date of her manufacture that’s probably stamped on her main frame somewhere, or is somewhere in the warranty paper work… and consult a relationship astrologer… my rates are reasonable… or I can refer you to someone within the astrology community…

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MEET ROXXXY… A COMPUTERIZED SEX ROBOT…

http://weirdnews.about.com/od/lovesexandmarriage/ss/Roxxxy-Robot-Sex-Doll.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/

“Inventor unveils $7000 talking sex robot”

I will use her first introduction to the public as her mundane date of birth, 2AM Jan 7, 2010 Las Vegas, Nevada, at the Adult Entertainment Expo.

This male fantasy has been around for some time now… I remember the birth of it… I went to see it with a date in November 1973, when the sci-fi movie WESTWORLD was released… a classic story about a robot sex doll revolt in a futuristic adult theme park… and then there was THE STEPFORD WIVES about guys getting their wives replecated as robots, and another cult classic sex robot movie was CHERRY 2000… and now here she is… ROXXXY… in the flesh… ah well, soft plastic…

Her mundane birthchart reveals that a relationship with her… might not be the sexual utopia that ‘mankind’ has dreamed of since 1973… Before purchasing a model of her… I would recommend that you rent the movies… and you’ll see the potential problems…

With her Moon (emotions) and Saturn (cold) in Libra in the 11th (hopes, wishes, friends) in square to Pluto and Mercury in the 2nd House (values, money)… she will be an expensive friend with a $7000 price tag… and conversation will be limited… she’s not really that interested in… nor will she understand… that script you’re writing…

Mars (sex) at the Mid Heaven… indicates her worldly position, which may be ‘hot’ for a while… but with a Neptune conjunct Jupiter in the 4th, there can be potential scandel… perhaps even infections…

One of her main problems is an unaspected natal Uranus (a planet with no Ptolmy aspect to another planet is often the ‘rouge’ influcence that takes over one’s life from time to time)… and here Uranus (electrical) is in her 5th House (pleasure) in the sign of Pisces (a water sign)… that’s the problem… fluids, moisture, etc (Pisces) doesn’t mix that well with electicity (Uranus)… which might cause some ‘shocking’ problems… and I would think perhaps some consumer compliants… perhaps even wrongful death lawsuits…

…we shall see…



An addition, as more news comes in…

ROXXY ORIGINALLY WANTED TO BE A NURSE

So how did an aspiring nurse robot end up debuting as a sex robot at the Adult Entertainment Expo this past month in Las Vegas?

http://fastflip.googlelabs.com/view?q=view%3Apopular&source=news#0LYh4jcrW9WdKM

In an interview, Roxxxy’s brilliant creator, Douglas Hines, explained that the original intent was to create a robot as an interactive health care aid for people suffering from things like Alzheimer’s disease… but Medicare wouldn’t reimburse the costs… so, she went into the ‘entertainment’ business…

…she wasn’t suited for factory assembly line work, or programmed for answering phones and giving tech support information to internet users from a foreign location… so… what else is a cute unemployed robot going to do? …look through the trade papers… hire a photographer, get an agent, get together a portfolio… and start handing out pics & resumes…

…and now she’s playing Vegas! We love ya, Roxxxy! …you go, Girl!

EDWARDS-HUNTER SEX SCANDAL AGAIN – DEEP SEX ASTROLOGY

John Edwards and Reille Hunter, the blonde with video camera, at the right and center… on the road during his presidential campaign

As Jupiter transits into Neptune (entertainment, scandals) ruled Pisces we may see more celebrity scandals… and or old one’s resurfacing… like the current ex-aide writing a tell all… and is now holding an alleged sex video of John Edwards and Reille Hunter… for big money… or perhaps as a life insurance policy… This may get very ugly…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/01/AR2010020101137.html

“Edwards’ ex-aide says rejects big offers for tape”

When the first news of the affair surfaced in August of 2008 I did compatibility charts on both… and wrote a report that I was to include in my on going book, SEX ASTROLOGY IN PORN & POLITICS AND OTHER PHENOMENA… which since that time has morphed into this sex astrology column.

From my original draft;

August 11th, 2008, 11:35 P.M. Long Beach, CA

As I predicted just yesterday, without astrology, there is now a www.wikipideia.com short biography for Reille Hunter (Lisa Druck) giving a birth date of March 20, 1964 at Fort Lauderdale, Florida. With no time of birth as yet we will have to use Noon as an approximate time. This will still give us the basic planet locations and with synastry astrology we can see how they fall into the chart of John Edwards.

Since we don’t have a birth time we will look only at the nature of the aspects in Reille’s chart. With the Sun at 0 degrees 7 minutes of Aries we see the potential of public notoriety. The Sun, Moon, or Ascendant at 0 degrees of Aries in a birth chart indicates the potential of public notoriety at some point in the native’s life time. By orb allowance the Sun Conjuncts Mars at 23 Pisces. The other side of the Sun is a Conjunct to Mercury at 7 degrees of Aries, the midpoint average puts the Mercury/Sun/Mars Conjunction at 0 degrees of Aries, thus a very, ‘in your face,’ sort of personality.

The key aspect here that defines much of what has been going on here is the Venus at 14 degrees of Taurus (earthy, sensuous and ruled by Venus) in OPPOSITION to Neptune, by a 3 degree orb, at 17 degrees of Scorpio (rules sex, and is secretive).

We have seen this aspect in the charts of Porn stars like Christy Canyon and Jesse Jane. Whatever, your judgments are about the pornography industry, at least Christy and Jesse are honest and open about what they do. They are professional sexual actresses performing sexual fantasy roles on camera with other professionals for the fun and glamour of it …and for obscene amounts of money. It’s an honest job, they don’t con anybody, and they pay their taxes.

Those with harsh aspects between Venus and Neptune, especially, Politicians, ‘wanta be celebrities,’ and some ‘new agers,’ can often let these energies make a mess of their lives and the lives of other’s around them until they find more socially compatible and or therapeutic and constructive outlets for these forces.

Once again, the classic textbook definition from THE ASTROLOGER’S HANDBOOK, by Sakoian and Acker, hits the nail on the head, as part of it reads, …“This aspect may cause scandals as a result of secret love affairs or alliances, for the tendency of Neptune is to camouflage the private affairs of the natives until the matter is forced into the open.”

That pretty much describes the essence of the John and Reille scandal, a secret affair between a politician and a film maker that is forced into the open by reporters from the ENQUIRER tabloid. It’s all on the messy side of deceptive Neptune. Make messy choices and you’ll end up in a mess.

The attraction aspects are mainly her Moon in Conjunct by orb allowance to his Mars at 27 degrees of Gemini and her Mars at 23 degrees of Pisces is in Square aspect to his Mars. These are mainly sexual attraction aspects and are not harmonious for long term in depth relationships, ergo it is a short sexually motivated affair.

Throughout these chapters and in the charts of many people we see that same and similar patterns repeat. Many of us see ourselves in these charts. Therein lies the great paradox, we’re all different and unique and yet we’re all the same and one as well. With astrology we can see a lot of the ‘how’ and ‘why’ of things. It is the “ten thousand things,” as the Taoist writings put it, that are the distraction and illusion of separateness. With an accurate natal chart I can for a moment meditate on the symbols and know you, and be at one with you, or read and feel the forces that are behind an up coming event.

The tricky part is reading it accurately. One must find a balance between logic and intuition, the left and right brains, and from somewhere in that middle the chart and the symbols can and will speak to you. That’s the other tricky part, listening impartially without judgment and allowing it to be what it is.

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In writing today… I would’t change a word it… It all still reads true. This scandal may rage for awhile yet as transiting Uranus continues to transit through John’s 10th House (worldly standing) further ripping his character and image to shreds… which is all his own self undoing as is potentially indicated by the Stellium in the 12th House (rules secret enemies, and self undoing)… Individuals with strong 12th House placements are often their own worst enemy.

Currently Venus, the Sun, and Lilith transit through his 8th House (sex) thus, now the juicy parts surface… Mercury in the 7th House (open enemies) is the immediate threat, the ex-aide (Mercury rules this function)… and the sex tape? …everybody with a video cam eventually plays naughty games with it… Do remember to erase the tapes…

Failure to do so… as many a shrink would tell you… may be a subconscious need/desire to get caught… and in John’s case with Sun and Mars (rules sex) in the 12th House… we see a classic example of how planetary transits can set one up for… ‘self undoing.’


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To explore the synastry chart and article that I wrote go to archives: HISTORICAL POLITICAL SEX SCANDAL… JOHN AND REILLE…... November 2nd, 2009 post

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DITA VON TEESE – CLASSIC RETRO STYLE BURLESQUE DANCER

This is the final in a series of three articles that explore the natal horoscopes of famous past and present burlesque dancers.

The striking thing about Dita’s chart is the powerful and ambitious Stellium of four planets in Libra (beauty) beginning with Pluto at 3, the Sun at 5, Mercury at 12, and Uranus at 17 degrees of Libra… a well thought out (Mercury) and unique (Uranus) determined plan (Sun/Pluto) and all square to the Jupiter and Saturn opposition… a very powerful ‘T-Bar’ formation.

She has wisely… and easily put it all together… by making the right efforts that are seen in the supportive sextile of the 4 planet Stellium to Neptune (rules glamour, entertainment, and exotica) at 3 degrees of Sagittarius, and then by orb allowance of 5 degrees Venus (beauty, entertainment) at 22 degrees of Leo (the entertainer) sextiles the Stellium, and Saturn… and Saturn (stable) in Gemini is in trine to the powerful Stellium… and just outside the Stellium by sign, but within orb allowance is Mars at 28 degrees of Virgo, indicating the fetish influence… retro style garter belt, seemed stockings, corset, etc…

All in all …a beautiful, talented, and clever woman …who has taken advantage of very fortunate supportive aspects in her natal chart …and added to it the drive the power of the T-Bar… and thus we have a contemporary and very popular retro-style stripper.

…you’re hot, Dita!

JOHN MAYER – QUICKIE SEX ASTROLOGY PORTRAIT… AND COMPLIMENT

FROM: Rollinstone interview, and http://perezhilton.com/category/jennifer-aniston/

…“On masturbation:

“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.”

On if he pleasures himself daily:

“I don’t like that question, because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say ‘Yes, but of course I do.’ I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

Being that John has made this a publicly published statement… it is fair game, to column commentators and not an invasion of his privacy. I do in fact applaud and salute his candor and open honesty in regard to the subject of masturbation… and one’s mental health… as self therapy, less the unnecessary guilt…

That, John… is how you generation is different… jerking off for self therapy and stress release… without the guilt… and a much healthier attitude… Bravo! …and well said, sir!

Now, the fascinating part, John… your statements… by astrology keywords of the various rulerships and sign placements… define the natal placements of Venus and Mars in your birth chart, of October, 17 1975…

In your birth chart, Mars (rules sexual nature) in at 25 degrees of Cancer… and Venus (style, method) at 29 degrees of Virgo…

In the excellent reference book, THE MARS VENUS AFFAIR, this combination is defined as “…the sensible sentimentalist.” …as the authors put it, you will lose your heart on occasion… it’s a matter of learning how to “…lose it to someone who will do you some good.” …the rest is too personal to discuss publicly.

Mars and Venus are in sextile, which is supportive… and in your personal affairs and defeats, you learn, and you do pull yourself up, and go on…

The Mars (self) in Cancer (nurturing) can be a source of self nurturing, self therapy, self pleasure… as you so well put it,

“…I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath...”

…so right on the keywords! Brain bath = therapy, self nurturing, Cancer …Venus at 29 degree of Virgo is at the most intense degree of the sign… Virgo can often be the sign of ‘unique fetish’ …and again …you brilliantly, in your own words, express that very natural and natal placement definition,

“…I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon.”…

…Virgo is also classically linked to hygiene… note the keyword associations, [brackets mine]

…“No, I do it because I want to take a brain [Mercury, Virgo] bath [hygiene, Virgo]. It’s like a hot whirlpool [bath, hygiene, therapy, Virgo] for my brain [Mercury], in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself." …[All very logical and orderly, Mercury]

…all spoken brilliantly… honest… and bluntly. John, you have Mars square (aggressive, sharp) to Mercury (communication, wit, telling it like it is..) …and in that regard we’re similar my friend… I have Jupiter square Uranus… which is a very similar ‘wiseacre’ aspect…

Your chart looks good, John… hang in there… it gets better…

Your statements are valuable confirmation and data for astrology research… We all thank you, John… for you direct upfront, and healthy attitude and example… the sooner our culture owns its natural energies and learns wiser choices in their expression… the sooner we can all begin to heal… and to unconditionally love.


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Reference Source: http://www.amazon.com/Mars-Venus-Affair-Astrologys-Sexiest/dp/1567185177

TEMPEST STORM – A LIVING LEGEND – AND STILL STRIPPING!

She was hot in the 1950’s… some of us juvenile delinquents would steal magazines with her photos from newsstands …she was an ‘inspiration’ to millions of us adolescents of the sexually repressed 1950’s era.

…and today she is still performing in Las Vegas as a stripper! …at the age of 80! …The Grande Dame of Burlesque… and as hot as ever… and again living proof that ‘age is just another number.’

She was born, Annie Blanche Banks, in Eastman, GA, February 29, 1928. No birth time… but a Noon style chart reveals the key aspects… a Venus/Mars conjunction in the sign of Aquarius (ruled by Uranus) which then is beneficially in sextile to a Uranus/Jupiter conjunction in Aries (ruled by Mars) Mutual reception between Mars and Uranus… Aries = Mars rules and deposits Uranus. Aquarius = Uranus rules and deposits Mars.

My theory… a ‘double sextile’ equals a trine… and again beneficial… and as always, trines and sextiles can be very ‘lucky’… but one has to make the efforts to use them, otherwise their potentials are wasted. She used this positive energy by simply working hard on her dance routines, showing up for auditions, photo shoots, and performing wherever the opportunity opened up and her agents booked her…

The Conjuncts themselves also define the nature of the ‘fame and fortune’… Venus at 8 degrees of Aquarius conjuncts Mars at 1 degree by a 7 degree orb. The famous 1950’s era astrologer Grant Lewi, defined the Venus/Mars conjunct aspect in a natal chart as the “It” aspect… the one’s who have ‘it’ are hot… and they often become sex icons in our entertainment culture.

The other conjunction, Uranus at 2 degrees and Jupiter at 7 degrees of Aries is the ‘shocking in your face’ Uranus… combined with Jupiter (a lot of flash)… and again in your face energy… and this is confirmed by her nickname in the 1950’s… “The Girl with the fabulous front”

…and then both of these conjunct power packages are further strengthened by the beneficial sextile and mutual reception… She has her share of squares and oppositions and has had her problems just like the rest of us… and is a marvelous example of how a remarkable person made the most out their natural talents… and by choosing to do what they enjoy… has lived a full and incredible life… She even dated JFK and Elvis.

…another interesting mutual reception …her Sun (essence) is in Neptune (glamour, entertainment) ruled Pisces …and her Neptune (entertainment) is in the ‘exhibitionist’ sign of Leo ruled by the Sun… ergo, again the mutual reception theme… for a third time… thus a very strong inclination to perform and entertain.

…and she is still doing it! Just Google her name… there are many delightful articles about her and videos of her current and past performances available online… check out her history just for the fun of it.




Still stripping at 80!

BETTIE PAGE - LEGENDARY DESTINY

THE HOROSCOPE OF BETTIE PAGE




The natal horoscope of the late Bettie Page is one of the most fascinating examples of one born to and having a famous destiny, that I have ever studied. I readily admit I am one of the millions of her fans and have been since puberty.

Yes, I was one of the teens that was ‘corrupted,’ by her famous and infamous pin-up and bondage photos that she posed for during the 1940-50’s era while working for Irving Klaw, Bunny Yeager, and many other famous glamour photographers. She was presented in the early PLAYBOY magazines at the age of 32 which is old for most glamour models, but not for her.

My personal experience also points out the fallacy of the alleged dangers of the ‘vile’ …but rather tame by today’s standards… ‘pornography’ of that era. I have never murdered or raped anyone and I have always engaged in all my sexual activities with consenting adults over the age of 18.

According to Bettie’s biography, as written by Karen Essex and James L. Swanson, BETTIE PAGE, The Life of a Pin-up Legend, she was born April 23, 1923, at 3:00A.M. in Nashville, Tennessee. I cast her natal horoscope in 1997, and was simply amazed at what I had stumbled upon.

The usual Venus/Neptune glamour and modeling inclination is found the Sign of Pisces itself which is ruled by Neptune. Her natal Venus is at 25 degrees of Pisces, thus it is deposited by Neptune and therein lays the glamour Venus/Neptune aspect. Neptune ruled Pisces also deposits Uranus at 16 degrees of Pisces. It is separated from Venus by 9 degrees. Though wide by one degree it could be considered a weak Venus/Uranus CONJUNCT, and possibly indicating why she never quite made it into main stream film acting. Nonetheless, it is an inclination to out-of-the-ordinary experiences as a model which she definitely had.

She was destined to fame by other powerful aspects. There are not one but two rather rare and powerful aspects of what is known as the ‘Yod,’ and also called, ‘Finger of God,’ formations in her natal chart. By the rules in the science of astrology, the orb allowance in this formation is much tighter and must be within two degrees. In her natal chart they are EXACT or within one degree and thus very powerful as a destiny influence. The Yod formation is a long triangle shape that is formed by two INCONJUNT (150 degrees) aspects that are separated at the base by a SEXTILE (60 degrees) thus giving it the appearance of a pointer or an arrowhead with the point defining the destiny.

Using keywords let’s define this destiny influence. Uranus (unusual and revolutionary, out-of-the-ordinary, modeling (Venus/Neptune in Pisces) at 16 degrees of Pisces, is in easy and harmonious SEXTLE (60 degrees) to Mercury (rules magazines and mail order, the main form of the distribution of her photos, and in the 2nd House, indicating money that she earned as a model) at 15 degrees of Taurus. By INCONJUNCT (150 degrees) both of these planets point to Saturn (rules bondage) at 15 degrees of Libra, and thus by her modeling for bondage photographer, Irving Klaw, during the 1950’s she was declared the ‘QUEEN OF BONDAGE,’ modeling.

The second Yod formation supports and reaffirms this destiny inclination. Saturn (rules bondage) at 15 degrees of Libra is in easy and harmonious SEXTILE (60 degrees) to Neptune (rules modeling, and illusion, thus all the scenes were simply posed and not real bondage) at 15 degrees of Leo (exhibitionist sign). These two planets by INCONJUNCT (150 degrees) then point back to the destiny of the Uranus (out-of-the-ordinary model) location at 16 degrees of Pisces ruled by Neptune (glamour modeling) and in the 1stHouse (rules over the personality as it is presented to the world). Thus by these strong destiny inclinations she was presented to the world during the sexually repressive 1950’s era, as the legendary Pin-up and bondage model, Bettie Page.

In addition to these powerful planetary inclinations there is also an incredibly powerful GRAND TRINE in her natal chart, in which we can read further inclinations in her life. Uranus (unique and unusual nature) at 16 degrees of Pisces TRINES (120 degrees) to Jupiter at 15 degrees of Scorpio (rules sex, and the sexuality of her modeling). The Jupiter TRINES to Pluto at 15 degrees of Cancer (and in the 4th House, indicating the difficulties of her early home environment) which then TRINES back to Uranus.

The fortunate GRAND TRINE indicates her ability to rise above the early life and later life difficulties, which she courageously did. Pluto is also in CONJUNCT to her Moon at 9 degrees of Cancer and in the 4th House) Difficult aspects in the 4th House (rules the home) are often an inclination of the recluse, which indeed she did become after she left her modeling career in 1957 and disappeared from public view after the Senate Investigation Committee persecuted her employer the bondage photographer and mail order distributor, Irving Klaw.

During those reclusive years she had to deal with mental problems and periods of incarcerations… all seen in the troublesome “T-bar” of Mercury square Neptune (can cause confused mental states, delusions) and opposed to Jupiter… the ‘bad luck’ part of her life… and then the Jupiter luck turns her way again, and she’s recovered, and once again famous… revived as a ‘retro-style sexy glamour’ Icon… with Madonna copying Bettie’s famed cone shaped metal B&D style bras in the 1980’s.

This incredible destiny is further confirmed in her own statement written by her in the introduction of her autobiography,

“I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn’t trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn’t think of myself as liberated, and I don’t believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn’t know any other way to be, or any other way to live. If my photographs speak to you, then I am happy. If I am remembered today it is because you, the reader, see something in me that I never saw in myself.”

This is an incredible woman who was simply making as a living as a secretary and a part time model, and from the inclinations of very powerful destiny aspects in her natal horoscope, became a living legend without intending to do so. What more can be said? We love you, Bettie.

PINUP MODEL & STRIPPER LEGENDS & NEPTUNE

In lieu of doing fourteen or more synastry charts between Tiger Woods and the various alleged girlfriends (whose DOBs aren’t available… or reliable… those types are known to fudge on their age a bit) and getting thoroughly bored and disgusted… as we would probably find Venus to Uranus (sudden fling) and Neptune (scandal) aspects repeating chart after chart…

Let’s do something more fun… I recently saw some videos of the current hot retro style stripper Dita von Teese and thought now is the time to publish a research project and natal chart that I did some years ago on the legendary model Bettie Page.

In the next three articles we will explore the natal charts of three past and current legendary pinup models and strippers, the late Bettie Page, and her contemporary, and partner in some B&D films of the 1950’s, Tempest Storm… who is still performing in Las Vegas… and in her 80’s, and the current hot retro-fetish style stripper Dita von Teese.

…and we will see repeating themes of aspects between Neptune (glamour, entertainment) …Venus (beauty) …Mars, Pluto (sex) …and Jupiter (good fortune, luck) …and supportive planets and aspects that clearly indicate their potential fame.

The Legends…



Bettie Page




Tempest Storm & Bettie Page




Tempest Storm




Dita von Teese

…tune in to the next post …THE LEGENDARY DESTINEY OF BETTIE PAGE …this will be fun.