TIGER WOODS… LANDS IN THE JUPITER NEPTUNE ‘SCANDAL’ TRAP

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Tiger Woods triple bogey: Kalika. Moquin is third alleged mistress with Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel

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How does a good looking, champion, legendary golfer, with all the money in the world… get himself in such a mess? …sticky transits.

…it’s an ancient story …beautiful women are attracted to handsome, champion, famous, rich men …after you’ve got all the money you could ever need, one gets bored… and with natal Mars (rules sex drive) in Gemini (the sign of the flirt and variety) …and with Venus in Scorpio (strong passions) …there can be an inclination to wander, if only because you can… and to relieve the tremendous pressures of his focal ‘T-Bar’ aspect of Mercury opposition Saturn (tremendous focus) both in square to Uranus (unusual, unique)… which pretty well describes the game of golf…

…the square is an obstacle …that is the game of golf …obstacles of sand traps, water, trees, etc. (all Uranus, sudden surprises and happenings, wind blows ball off course, a competitor makes lucky long putt, etc.) …along an 18 hole course. The sign of Libra rules golf… and the cusp is in the 1st House (life force) and powerful Pluto conjuncts the Part of Fortune in the first house… indicating potential tremendous fame and luck.

Tiger makes the efforts… since childhood… and uses the Mars location at the Mid Heaven in trine to the Part of Fortune and Pluto which then sextiles to Neptune (glamour)… which then trines to Jupiter (abundance, good fortune) which then sextiles back to Mars… a very powerful and fortunate formation… if the efforts are made… and Tiger has certainly done that throughout his career. From Rex Bills’ RULERSHIP BOOK, “golf = Jupiter, Venus, Libra, Mars”

The sticky transits… the oppositions and squares are the problems and obstacles. His life reflects the game he’s famous for… challenge, variety, obstacles… and now the ‘scandal’ trap… as transiting Uranus conjuncts the Descendant and cusp of the 7th House (rules marriage) this is often a divorce transit… or at least an unsettling influence in a marriage…

…and the ‘scandal’ trap is the transiting Jupiter Neptune conjunction now in his natal 5th House (rules romantic affairs)…

Still, Tiger is a man of integrity and confesses to his infidelities and makes his apologies… without trying to squirm out of it… This I respect in both Tiger Woods and David Letterman… and it proves that truth is the better tool in public image damage control during scandals. We all have our indiscretions… hopefully we learn and grow from them.

…and so it goes… in the melodrama of our lives… as the planets spin.

SEX ASTROLOGY QUICKIE – JOHNNY DEPP

'People' magazine has dubbed Johnny Depp “The Sexist Man Alive for 2009.” What makes Johnny the sexist man alive… in the eyes of movies goers? Let’s look at his chart…

Flying right at me like an arrow off the chart again is… the ‘Destiny’ formation, the ‘Yod’ or ‘Finger of God’… formed by two planets in Sextile (60 degrees), and then each of them in turn form Inconjunct (150 degrees) angles to a third planet. It looks like an arrow head or pointer on the chart.

The planet at the point of the arrow formation… is the destiny brought about by the two planets in sextile. The sextile planets define the possible method, path, events, etc. that lead up to the destiny that occurs sometime during the person’s life.

Not only does the Yod formation indicate this title but also the nature of the actor himself. Jupiter is at 12 degrees Aries and in sextile to his Sun at 12 degrees of Gemini… beautifully expressed in the various characters that Johnny portrays in film… fiery, dynamic, inspirational… a very fortune aspect that supports a versatile and brilliant actor.

…and then the two benefic planets Sun and Jupiter point to Neptune (rules film arts) at 13 degrees of Scorpio (within one degree orb = valid aspect)… and Scorpio is the sign most associated with… sex.

Ergo, destined to be the film world’s “sexist man alive”… twice now.

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SEX ASTROLOGY QUICKIE – CARRIE PREJEAN

Blunt comments and hasty actions may cause many sudden changes in Carrie’s life… the first aspect of trouble that I notice in her natal chart is Mars (energy, action, anger, passions) at 25 degrees of Gemini (speech, communication) in opposition to natal Uranus (sudden, shock, rebellion) at 26 degrees of Sagittarius (blunt).

You may not agree with her opinions… but you will know her opinions! …and it was her opinion against same-sex marriage that was jumped on by the ever so politically correct sharks …even some gay leaders admitted that she was entitled to her opinion and didn’t feel threatened by what she said.

…and now the masturbation sex tape scandal … With Mars in Gemini she’s active and curious… and with Venus in Aries sextile to Mars she can be delightfully aggressive if she likes you… and trine to Uranus in Sagittarius… it may be another of her rebellious adventures… and if she doesn’t get her way, with Moon in Scorpio …you will know about it, and it may be put to you a tad harshly… and Moon in opposition to her Sun in Taurus can explain her occasional stubborn moodiness.

On the positive side… she has a gang of easy trines and sextiles… to her Venus that also conjuncts Jupiter at 17 degrees by a wide orb… enough good luck to already be famous at the age of 22… and if she can balance out her opposition energies… flow with the trines, and sextiles… she can be quite successful at modeling clothes and dating professional athletes… and currently being a co-hostess for GOOD MORNING SAN DIEGO, KUSI-TV

…and perhaps with the Mars energy in Gemini (communication) a best selling author… and at 22 she is already published, with her accounts of her harassment by the media, STILL STANDING… and now she’s pals with Sarah Palin.

She does make the efforts… entering the pageant… taking advantage of the luck of attractive genetics by modeling… going to college and learning how to write… using the breaks and getting into television… and effort is what makes the trines and sextiles work for you.

The recent and on going square that transiting Uranus is making to her natal Uranus is the ‘youthful rebellion’ transit that we all go through in our twenties (84 year orbit divided by 4 = 21 …and 4 divided into 360 degrees = 90 degrees a SQUARE angle.

However, in her chart transiting Uranus is also squaring her natal Mars, thus making a very stressful ‘T Bar’… and thus a ‘sudden shocking’ (Uranus) scandal (Neptune) and Uranus is in Pisces which is ruled by Neptune, and Mars (sex)… and Uranus rules video tape… ergo, some problematic naughty video from the past bubbles up from the Neptune depths of Pisces… scandal.

It’s all so silly… most of us silly people have made naughty pictures with our video toys at one time or another… the problem is if you don’t erase them after you had your fun with them… they have a way of being ‘found’… especially if you’re a publicly prominent person.

ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS – RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN

No birth time, Noon style synastry chart

The first thing that I notice in Rihanna’s natal chart is the infamous natal Venus in square to natal Neptune… the same as we saw in Monica Lewinsky’s chart… which is an inclination to project far more into a relationship with a significant other than is actually there… which eventually leads to disillusionment… as the reality of the significant other rears its ugly head and shatters the illusion…

…and we see that potential and erratic demon in Chris Brown’s natal Mars that is in opposition to both of the malefic planets …Saturn and Uranus… and Neptune as well.

What sets them off? …they tend to push each other’s buttons. Both of their natal Mercury locations square the other’s Sun location… constantly argumentative on both sides… not compatible.

Also Chris’ Mars at 4 degrees of Cancer is in opposition to Rihanna’s Saturn and Uranus… both goading type of influences on both sides… and the theme repeats as their mutual Mars locations oppose one another… attraction but not compatible. Chris’ Sun at 15 degrees of Taurus is in opposition to Rihanna’s Pluto at 13 degrees of Libra… clash of wills, one tries to dominate the other… not compatible.

Since they are approximately the same age… they both have the triple conjunct of Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus in Capricorn. Rihanna’s natal Sun is in Sextile to this group… thus a potentially Pop entertainer… and Chris’ Sun is trine this same group… thus potentially… some compatibility with each other… and his inclination as a Pop entertainer.

Show business got them together… and their personal lives drove them apart… and to the point of violence… in Rihanna’s own words, “It can happen to anybody.”

I applaud her self examination and honesty… and would only add, …‘especially to those who have harsh aspects between Venus and Neptune in their natal charts.’ ...simply be aware of it and choose wisely…

…solutions? With knowledge of the problem… as your astrologer may help you see… one can by ‘free will’ choice re-direct these energies into something more fun, therapeutic, and harmless… In Rihanna’s case, she might try a pastime relaxing hobby, or a class in pottery (Earth/Capricorn/Cancer/Water, Mother Earth… all potentially natural healing forces)… learning to center a ball of clay on a potter’s wheel… and then to pull up a bowl, pot, vase… just whatever Neptune inspires…

Thus, the stressful energy is released by meeting the challenges (square) of the art (Venus/Neptune)… and that physical challenge and release constructively creates a harmless, perhaps even beautiful, and useful… pot. This is a better and safer release of the square energies than bummer relationships …that can end in unnecessary violence and disaster.

And for Chris? One of our country’s legendary navel heroes, Admiral Farragutt (‘Damn the torpedoes!’) had natal Mars (war) square to natal Neptune (sea, navy)… In that same vein… natal Mars in opposition to Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus… would be ideal for a Navy SEAL commando (Neptune/Mars) who beats up enemies and blows up their stuff (Mars/Saturn/Uranus)… This would be a harmonious expression of the energy, in that they serve their country honorably.

Or as an entertainer, like Chris… maybe take some time off and learn scuba diving (Uranus/Neptune activity)… and learn spear fishing (Mars/Uranus/Neptune)… an active good exercise, therapeutic, fun, harmless… well, maybe not for the fish… expression of the energy… or maybe join an amateur water polo team… active harmless release is the objective… instead of beating up one’s girlfriend.

Squares are squares …most of us have one or two or more in our natal horoscope. They are our challenges… and our potential growth. It’s all a matter of self knowledge, acceptance of oneself and others, and more harmonious choices… and thus, spiritual evolution. How do you choose to express these energies?… They will… and do… flow through you… and your life experience… one way or another.

HISTORICAL POLITICAL SEX SCANDAL… JOHN AND REILLE…

This is a classic study in “squares”… as they relate to synastry charts and relationships with intimate significant others (did I get that politically correct?...) At least one of these two… if not both… are of course wishing they had never met.

The first aspect that jumps up from their synastry chart and smacks me in the eye is her natal Venus at 14 degrees of Taurus square to his natal Uranus (by a wide 7 degree orb) at 21 degrees of Cancer.

From the reference book, The Astrology of Human Relationships,

“A’s [Reille] Venus Square B’s [John] Pluto – This comparative combination indicates strong sexual attractions… This is not a good combination for business enterprises…”

…and that’s how it began …John hires her to produce a behind the scenes video documentary of his political campaign… mixing business and pleasure… rarely a good start of a relationship.

…add to that her natal Mars at 23 degrees of Pisces square to his natal Mars at 27 degrees of Gemini …from the same text, again the theme repeats,

“A’s Mars square B’s Mars - …Romantic and marital relationships can be based on a desire for sexual gratification rather than genuine love. This is not a good combination for professional or corporate business partnerships.”

More from the text… Reille’s Moon in Gemini square John’s Mid Heaven, and the themes repeat again as to business and pleasure… and the results…

“…There can be conflict between the native’s domestic and career ambitions, and there can have serious disagreements over family and domestic matters. The emotional instability of the Moon individual [Reille] can hamper the career efforts of the Mid heaven individual, hurting status and prestige.”

…she did that …somewhat, I would say… Why would two people even try to deal with all this squared up mess? …again, aspects …her Moon conjuncts his Mars… “…It can indicate sexual attraction, but is no guarantee of compatibility….”

…another interesting aspect is her natal Venus in John’s 11th House (rules friends, associates) opposition Neptune… and her natal Neptune (film, video producing) is in John’s 5th House (creativity… and children). And now the full cycle is revealed as the transiting Jupiter approaching Neptune conjunction tightens and reveals… the not so big secret… and scandal… John admits to being the father of Reille’s love child…



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SEX ASTROLOGY QUICKIE – LEVI JOHNSTON

Levi Johnston is an incredible example of a young man flowing along with incredibly beneficial natal aspects… making him a world known celebrity at an early age… through little or no effort on his part… other than being an athletic high school hockey player who got his girlfriend pregnant… who’s mother Sarah Palin became famous over night as a John McCain’s V.P. running mate during the last election… and he and her daughter… and baby being ‘the scandal’…

He has an incredible Grand Trine between his Taurus Sun and Mercury conjunct at 13 degrees of Taurus in trine to the Conjunct of Uranus and Neptune at 10 and 15 degrees of Capricorn… which completes the Grand Trine formation with trines to the Moon somewhere (no accurate birth time) in early Virgo… the Moon represents the public… and here despite all the hype and scandal of it all… they see him as sort of an innocent ‘Tom Jones’ character… being pursued by female ‘cougars’…

Saturn is well placed in Capricorn, the sign that it rules… thus giving him a surprising stability… enough to see through the hype and to take advantage of his recent public exposure to pursue a modeling and acting career…

This practical savvy Taurian nature can be seen in his reply to Sara Palin,

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/levi-johnston-full-frontal-playgirl-shots-will-be-tastefully-done-20092910

“On Wednesday, Palin slammed Johnston (the father of her grandson, Tripp), calling him "desperate" for posing. Johnston shot back, "I don't think it should matter in their eyes what I am doing. She's doing her thing, I am doing mine."

"She's quitting governor for her money, so we're kind of on the same page," he said on the Early Show.”

His natal Mars is in sextile to Neptune and Uranus… an entertainment male ‘sex icon’ aspect, Charlie Sheen has Mars sextile Neptune… and he also has the seductive Mars and Venus both in the sign of Pisces… much can be said about this placement… I will be brief and cite one historical example, Giacomo Casanova, April 2, 1725, Venice, Italy…

In a Solar chart Capricorn rules the 10th House of worldly standing and here Levi has Neptune (entertainment) Uranus (unique, rebel) and Saturn (practical)… it all reminds me of a young actor who really super charged his career by doing a centerfold spread in Playgirl Magazine back in the early 1970’s… a fellow by the name of Burt Reynolds… remember him?

As long as Levi keeps making efforts… these trines will work in his favor… and we may well see more of him… besides his being naked in the up coming Playgirl Magazine presentation… Go for it, Dude!

SEX ASTROLOGY QUICKIE – MEGAN AND AMANDA

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“MEGAN FOX SAY’S SHE’S BISEXUAL, BUT HAD PROBLEMS MAKING OUT WITH AMANDA SEYFRIED”

Now here is an interesting synastry chart between two professional actresses capable of performing Lesbian scenes as an ‘act’ whether they are inclined that way or not.

Megan openly admits her bisexuality… and her natal Venus in opposition to her natal Uranus confirms that potential inclination. Venus in opposition to Uranus or Neptune often does incline the native toward possible out-of-the-ordinary sexual experiences, to include bisexual and homosexual experiences. We will find it often… as we explore the charts of some famous politician’s sex scandals in future articles.

Amanda is more the ‘actress’ about it… so why was it uncomfortable… even with these two professional actresses? Let’s look at their synastry chart. The same rules of attraction being determined by the aspects made between their mutual charts… will always apply in any ‘significant’ relationship… be it hetro, bi, or homosexual… same sex close friend, boss and employee, teammates, parent/child, siblings …any kind of ‘you and them’ relationship…

The aspects determine how you’re attracted, or put off by, love or hate, cooperate or clash… etc. If there are no aspects between the two charts… nothing happens… you simply pass by one another along the street… but if either of your natal Venus locations touch the other’s natal Mars location… one or both of you will check out the other… you will notice each other… and perhaps rather quickly…

They both have the flamboyant ‘actor, performer’ Leo Moon… and they get along professionally… but on the more personal and intimate side… even if it is just acting… it’s not going to happen.

Megan’s Saturn is at 7 degrees of Sagittarius… and by orb allowance it conjuncts Amanda’s Sun at 11 degrees Sagittarius, and Venus at 1 degree of Sagittarius… in compatibility astrology Saturn does not really get along that well with the Sun and Venus when in conjunct , square, or opposition… Saturn tends to dampen the spirit of the other.

The theme repeats, strike two… Amanda’s Saturn opposes Megan’s Sun at 25 degrees of Taurus by a six degree orb… more dampening of the creative flow… professionally they may tend to stabilize each other… but hot and passionate… it’s not.

…strike three? …Megan’s natal Mars at 20 degrees of Capricorn squares Amanda’s natal Mars at 23 degrees of Libra… not compatible… though professionally polite, they may irritate one another more than they care to admit in public…

The ladies are both professionals and they got through the scene… but it would have been a lot hotter with better casting… with perhaps the services of a good astrologer.